The Rules of Camo
by
Grayson Schaffer | on October 10th, 2009 | in
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Columbia's Super Wader Widgeon Parka
- Camo is not a style
- Camo shall be worn only during and en route to hunting. No exceptions—even in the name of irony.
- Places camo should never be found: Seat covers, coolers, ladies undergarments, auto paint jobs, beer coozies
- Face paint is acceptable
- Camo matters. So does warmth, even more so in duck hunting than in athletic endeavors where the body can generate heat. To that end, I’ve lately been favoring Columbia’s Super Wader Widgeon Parka, which pairs a zip-off reversable down jacket that’s black on one side and camo on the other (see #2, above) with a seam-sealed storm shell that comes complete with ammo-disppensing tube, wrist gaskets, and a cinching hood. $720 (Yeah, it’s a lot but it’s, like, five jackets in one.)
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If you think camo is not a style then you need to come visit some of the flea markets between Dayton and Cincinnati some weekend. There’s definitely some (male) fashionistas of the camo persuasion strutting their stuff while they shop.